FUNNY CRAP

Crap #1
After Marina learned about my visit to CGH, she was trying to convince me how crappy is CGH, that she had to digged out the article published on CGH, its a real-event that happen to her and hubby.
I was like "Omg....... WTF when i read it"

Crap #2
Im lauging my ass off when i read this. Found this on a blogger's site , she post it from a email circulated.

My Aunt died this past January. Citibank billed her for February and
March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then
added late fees and interest on the monthly charge... the balance had been
$0.00... Now it was somewhere around $60.00. I placed the following
phone call to CitiBank:

Me: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January."
CitiBank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and
charges still apply."
Me: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections"
CitiBank: "Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been."
Me: "So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"
CitiBank: "Either report her account to the frauds division, or
report her to the credit bureau maybe both!"
Me: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"
CitiBank:"...excuse me...?"
Me: "Did you just get what I was telling you... the part about her
being dead?"
CitiBank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor!"
(Supervisor gets on the phone)
Me: "I'm calling to tell you, she died in January."
CitiBank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges
still apply."
Me: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"
CitiBank: ".....(stammer)" ".... Are you her lawyer?"
Me: "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info given... )
CitiBank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"
Me: "Sure."
(Fax number is given)
(After they get the fax.)
CitiBank: "Our system just isn't setup for death"
Me: "Oh..."
CitiBank: "I don't know what more I can do to help.."
Me: "Well...if you figure it out,great! If not, you could just keep
billing her...I suppose... Don't really think she will care...."
CitiBank: "Well...the late fees and charges do still apply."
Me: "Would you like her new billing address?"
CitiBank: "That might help."
Me: "Nilai Memorial Park Cemetery (North South Highway and plot
number given.)
CitiBank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"
Me: "What do you do with dead people on your planet?"